New: Following Beyoncé, Selena Gomez to Sing ‘Brown National Anthem’ at Upcoming NFL Game

In a shocking turn of events, it seems the National Football League (NFL) has decided to take its desperate quest for woke brownie points to a whole new level. Following in the footsteps of the ever-enigmatic Beyoncé, pop sensation Selena Gomez has been chosen to sing the ‘Brown National Anthem’ at the next NFL game. Yes, you read that right, folks. Get ready for a cringe-worthy display of performative progressivism that will make your head spin faster than a Beyoncé twirl.n this era of unparalleled social justice grandstanding, where celebrities are tripping over each other to showcase their virtue, the NFL seems to have joined the ranks of those who believe that pandering to the woke mob is the way to go. Apparently, singing the traditional national anthem was just not enough for them anymore, and now they’ve decided to debut a brand new anthem to cater to the needs of the overly sensitive and the perpetually offended.

The ‘Brown National Anthem,’ as they’re calling it, is a musical ode to all things woke, a celebration of diversity, and a masterclass in how to be politically correct. Because, you see, in this brave new world of ours, it’s not enough to simply celebrate America and its shared values; we must also acknowledge and celebrate every single identity group individually, or risk being labeled as heartless, bigoted, and out of touch

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