Wife Crashes Car Again—Wait Until You Hear What the Cops Said!


So, my wife managed to crash the car again today.

When the police showed up, she was all fired up, insisting that the guy she hit was being totally reckless.

“He was on his phone! Can you believe it?!” she exclaimed. “And, to make matters worse, he was sitting there, casually sipping on a can of beer!”The officer, trying his best to hold back a smile, took a deep breath, looked her dead in the eye, and said,

“Ma’am… he can do whatever he wants… in his own living room.”

Related Posts

Unhinged Obama Rails At Trump After Successful MSG Rally

Former President Barack Obama nearly came unhinged on Monday as he railed at former President Donald Trump following his highly successful rally on Saturday at Madison Square…

Trump Says ‘Life Spared to Restore America To Greatness’ in Victory Speech

Trump, who has been the target of two assassination attempts since July, shared his appreciation for a second presidency during his 25-minute speech from West Palm Beach,…

WATCH: Adam Schiff “Booed Off His Own Stage” During Victory Speech

It must have been a night of mixed emotions for former congressman Adam Schiff, the perpetual thorn in Trump’s side, as he won the Senate primary race…

I’VE LOVED ALL HIS MOVIES, BUT AFTER SEEING THIS PHOTO, I CAN NEVER LOOK AT HIM THE SAME WAY

Johnny Depp is fighting a legal battle against his former lover, Amber Heard. Not only had Amber Heard been arrested in 2009 following a screaming match with…

We Adopted a 3-Year-Old Boy – When My Husband Went to Bathe Him for the First Time, He Shouted, ‘We Must Return Him!’

After years of infertility, we adopted Sam, a sweet 3-year-old with ocean-blue eyes. But when my husband went to bathe Sam, he ran out, yelling, “We must…

renowned for producing songs for iconic films like “Mary Poppins,

Richard M. Sherman, renowned for producing songs for iconic films like “Mary Poppins,” handed absent at the age of 95 on Saturday. The celebrated songwriter, who frequently…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *